“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” – Rodney Dangerfield
Welcome Mom and Dad!!!
So I am glad that we have made it to this point in the semester. It may have been rough, it may have been arduous and most likely you are beginning to question your own sanity. Unbelievably lengthy nights of homework until the wee hours of the morning, caffeine highs from that extra-large, burnt-tasting coffee from the overpriced cafeteria. Oh yeah, and of course those nights that you get barely an hour or two of sleep.
Come on though, those days are behind us now. Its time to let the past be the past and turn your focus toward the future. Anyway, is the past that important anyway? (Don’t you dare say anything you history people out there) Now it’s time to start turn your focus toward the not-so-distant arrival of your parents.
So now that you have been at school for nearly two months, although it could possibly be a little more or a little less, things are much different than they were when Ma and Pa dropped you off at school. You are college kid now. Oh yeah, you are. Eating Ramen Noodles, sitting around in your dorm room and sitting in public with that new MacBook Pro typing away. We are part of a new crowd, we are college kids now.
When your parents are getting ready to infiltrate your dorm room, it comes down to making sure that you do some solid prep work. It becomes important that you make sure that it comes across to not only your parents, but also your roommates parents, that you are not a filthy slob. Grab the Windex, maybe a little Lysol and bring the garbage can over to the corner of your room. If you are not in the mood to do laundry, maybe you can just Febreeze the smell away, after all, it is the thought that counts.
Alright, well now that you have a clean room, it is inevitable that you have to start placing things in your room to start making it look like you are doing everything your parents are expecting you to be doing. For some, this may entail putting some things away into a place that cannot be seen by all who enter the room. For those that this does not apply to, it then means that you should begin to carefully place objects throughout your personal space to present the idea that you are being exceedingly studious. An open textbook in the middle of your desk with an open highlighter can go a long way. For those of us who are feeling extra inclined to pull off the deception can even toss an open dictionary on the desk; make sure you highlight the most ridiculously complex word on the page.
Once you have prepared your room, it becomes of dire importance that you talk to your group of friends. Let them know that your parents are coming. I mean, just give them a little heads up so that they might consider acting and behaving in a somewhat normal manner. I’m not expecting everyone to put on their shirt and tie with their nicest pair of shoes and dark-black dress pants, but it is going to be quite an awkward situation if someone’s parent walks in and no one is ready for it. It is best to give at least a little bit of a heads up.
Alright, so now you are completely ready for your parents to come visit for the weekend. You definitely are not in the clear yet, however.
Once your parents arrive at your school, the real entertainment is about to begin. Once your parents get here, it becomes the difficult and sometimes daunting task of ensuring that your parents do not embarrass you too badly, but in some respects, that is their job. While meeting your new friends, one must try to make it the least awkward experience that it can possibly be. It has been apparent thus far that whenever a parent enters a dorm room, the vibe throughout the room suddenly begins to change. There is an awkwardness that hangs in the air. I’m pretty sure I could actually taste the awkwardness once. (yeah, it was that bad) When a parent walks in, all normal activity ceases to occur and everyone is normally just holding their breath until the parent or parents leave. Due to this, it is often quite important that meetings between friends and parents are quick, simple and over within a matter of minutes.
After the awkward encounter between parents and friends are terminated,you can go about the rest of parent weekend with relative ease. It will be relieving to be with your parents and being able to relax. It will be a momentary reprieve from the normal day-to-day stress that college can become. It allows you to talk and catch up with the people who you have spent the majority of your life with. In all honesty, it is a truly remarkable and overrated time of the semester. It offers you and your parents a way to bond at the place where you, their child, will be spending the better part of your next four years. Through events during the weekend, your parents are able to become engulfed in the culture and values of the university. It unites parents, students and a University.
So go ahead, welcome parents weekend with open arms. Do not look at it with trepidation and anxiety. Everything will go well. Good preparation goes a long way, and yeah, these are your parents anyway, and I am quite positive that they will take you as you are anyway.
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